This video is adorable, so I tried my hand at translating it. If you spot any mistakes, please let me know and I'll fix them!
Translations are mine, everything else isn't! Original from Nico Douga: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14920391
EDIT: Added romaji by popular demand, and fixed one line of translation!
Edit2: This is a fandub rewrite of the Vocaloid song Remote Control sung by Rin and Len!