Rating: K+

Writing done by Rainbowfartz.

I've only loved my mom and dad

But now there's someone else

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The way he smiles and bares his fangs

Makes me want to pee my pants

I honestly don't know if I can stand it

First love hurts, they say

But I feel like I’m going to have a fit!

The way he dives in the pool

The way he smiles

The way he kisses

Makes me feel like my stomach has been reduced to


My mom and dad have always loved me

But now there's someone else, you see

Because when he bent down on his knee

I thought I was going to throw up

Maybe because I was filled with glee

Or I'd had too many drinks

My father walks me down the aisle

A flower wreath on my head

He kisses my fingers and we

Are wed